FRIENDS

FRIENDS

Hi people!! What is friendship? This is not an examination I therefore don’t have an answer to that. Friends come in various forms and sizes black, white , gay ,straight, fat , slim. . . .But this is not what I am writing about neither am I talking about the friendship on that Guinness advert; here are just but a few:

1.       The you will never make it-> this is the kind of person who never backs you in anything you decide to do . . . biblically known as Noah’s friends. This is a friend with whom you can’t share ideas with as they were sent to this world to kill dreams. . . .This is not your friend

2.       The where did you get that -> this is a typical Kenyan and applies especially to the female folk; research by the blogger shows that Kenyan’s don’t have a unique style of complementing one another; for instance take a conversation between Tracy and Stacy:

Tracy:*sees Stacy in nice top*Where did you get that Top

Stacy: I got it from that jaamaa wa ngara

Tracy: haki nilikuwa nimeiona nikaiwacha, But I’ll get one like that

NB. At no time has Stacy told Tracy that the top is nice.  Is this a real friend? Well I don’t know

3.       The lets have a drink on you-> This is the guy who thinks that you are always loaded and that your purpose in this world is to liberate him from his/her thirst for alcohol, they never return the favour.. .This should not be your friend

4.       The assist me with some cash friend->This is a professional creditor always borrowing a sok. . . they are those who pay up and I have no problem with those because we all find ourselves at a fix at one point in our lives however those who don’t pay up are NOT your friends and if your reading this BLOG and you don’t pay SHAME ON YOU!!

5.       The Switi-> this is from the bloggers experience and those of his friends; this applies mostly to the men out there, if a girl who is not your girlfriend or very close female friend calls you a random “Switi” don’t fall for that shit jua anataka kukutumia vibaya. . . doing crap that you would not ordinarily do.

-side note/ not relevant*today’s LoL show on K24 is not funny at all!! L*

6.       The do me a favour-> this is a friend who only calls you when he/she needs something and is never available when you need help.

There are however some good friends who have your back and you theirs *is that even correct* anyway this are friends you should keep this. Statistics have it that we change our friends every 7 years, something that I agree with due to change of environment, profession, lifestyle etc. They say that no man is an Island haha that is because he is a man and an island is an island *nkt not funny*

Today I don’t have a joke to post only something I have heard in the show referred in point number 5 above:

“the obituary section in the papers contains different kinds of people where it is a kyuk they write ‘a life well lived’, a beautiful girl ’gone too soon’ a Christian ‘God loved you most’ MY FAVOURITE… a LUO ‘promoted to glory’ “      

LoLK24

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