FRIENDS
Hi people!! What is friendship? This is not an examination I
therefore don’t have an answer to that. Friends come in various forms and sizes
black, white , gay ,straight, fat , slim. . . .But this is not what I am
writing about neither am I talking about the friendship on that Guinness
advert; here are just but a few:
1.
The
you will never make it-> this is the kind of person who never backs you
in anything you decide to do . . . biblically known as Noah’s friends. This is
a friend with whom you can’t share ideas with as they were sent to this world
to kill dreams. . . .This is not your
friend
2.
The
where did you get that -> this is a typical Kenyan and applies
especially to the female folk; research by the blogger shows that Kenyan’s don’t
have a unique style of complementing one another; for instance take a
conversation between Tracy and Stacy:
Tracy:*sees Stacy in nice top*Where did you get that Top
Stacy: I got it from that jaamaa wa ngara
Tracy: haki nilikuwa nimeiona nikaiwacha, But I’ll get one like that
NB. At no time has Stacy told Tracy
that the top is nice. Is this a real friend? Well I don’t know
3.
The lets have a drink on you-> This is
the guy who thinks that you are always loaded and that your purpose in this
world is to liberate him from his/her thirst for alcohol, they never return the
favour.. .This should not be your friend
4.
The assist me with some cash friend->This
is a professional creditor always borrowing a sok. . . they are those who pay
up and I have no problem with those because we all find ourselves at a fix at
one point in our lives however those who don’t pay up are NOT your friends and
if your reading this BLOG and you don’t pay SHAME ON YOU!!
5.
The Switi-> this is from the bloggers
experience and those of his friends; this applies mostly to the men out there,
if a girl who is not your girlfriend or very close female friend calls you a
random “Switi” don’t fall for that shit jua anataka kukutumia vibaya. . . doing
crap that you would not ordinarily do.
-side note/ not relevant*today’s LoL show on K24 is not funny at all!! L*
6.
The do me a favour-> this is a friend who
only calls you when he/she needs something and is never available when you need
help.
There are however some good friends who have your back and
you theirs *is that even correct* anyway this are friends you should keep this.
Statistics have it that we change our friends every 7 years, something that I
agree with due to change of environment, profession, lifestyle etc. They say
that no man is an Island haha that is because he is a man and an island is an
island *nkt not funny*
Today I don’t have a joke to post only something I have heard
in the show referred in point number 5 above:
“the obituary section
in the papers contains different kinds of people where it is a kyuk they write ‘a
life well lived’, a beautiful girl ’gone too soon’ a Christian ‘God loved you
most’ MY FAVOURITE… a LUO ‘promoted to
glory’ “
LoLK24
Thanks for reading as always share with your pals and thanks for
reading
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